An Ode to Anthony Bourdain

What more could I ever want or need than a dashing older man who opens bottles of wine with his teeth and makes killer meals? Nothing, that's what! I lovelovelove Tony Bourdain, words cannot even express it. I love the fact that he is an asshole and doesn't apologize for it...he keeps it real, which not very many people do these days. Not only that, but he is a great writer, is well-traveled, and has practically had 9 lives. I'm a sucker for a man with good taste in food, a dick sense of humor, and an "I don't give a fuck" attitude. Anthony Bourdain, you don't need any reservations with me ever! bahahahahah

xoxo,
-J